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Punk Rock Quiz

How punk are you? Would you really like to know? Now, with this handy quiz you can. Amaze your friends, get kicked out of pubs. Be the first one to couch surf their way into unemployment. Just answer the questions below to get started.

Punk Abused

  1. You have to be at work at your new job at 8am, but one of your favorite bands is headlining at the DPC.

 

  1. A) You figure you just started the job and should make sure you arrive well rested, so you blow off the show.
  2. B) You go anyway, even if you are going to be super hurting tomorrow.
  3. C) Screw it, you just started there, you can always get a new job.
  4. D) You get so drunk before the show, that you miss the band and sleep through the alarm the next morning.

 

 

  1. You need a new backpack desperately, but like usual, you’ll be lucky to have enough money to eat for the next few days.

 

  1. A) Patch up what you have and wait to acquire one randomly.
  2. B) Steal one.
  3. C) Cut back on your food and quit drinking until you have saved up for a new one.
  4. D) Make a new one out of a pair of old jeans.

 Punk Be

  1. You were just kicked out of your home.

 

  1. A) Start checking around for couch space.
  2. B) Look into getting a second job so you can get back on your feet as quickly as possible.
  3. C) Quit your job since you don’t have to pay rent anymore
  4. D) Spend whatever money you have to buy a bunch of beer and have a BBQ at your friend’s house and then just never leave.

 Punk Dude

 

  1. You want to have more money for beer, so what do you quit?

 

  1. A) Driving
  2. B) Your relationship
  3. C) Paying your gas bill
  4. D) Using hygiene products

 

  1. The police just rolled up on your house party, so you need to…

 

  1. A) Make sure no minors have alcohol in their hands.
  2. B) Hide the drugs.
  3. C) Hide the minors.
  4. D) Hide in a closet.
  5. E) Tell everyone to leave.

 

  1. You are low on cash, but have the weekend off, how do you scare up some cash for a good time?

 

  1. A) Collect cans.
  2. B) Steal jeans and sell them.
  3. C) Hang out with your better off buddies.
  4. D) Have a party and let everyone know its BYOB.

 

  1. You want to go to New Orleans, so you…

 

  1. A) Quit your job so you’ll have less strings.
  2. B) Work hard to save up money for the trip.
  3. C) Start being nice to the fat guy you know with a car.
  4. D) Get a posse of punker chicks to spange for gas money the whole way there.

 Punk Crust

  1. Boss tells you to get a hair cut or get a new job.

 

  1. A) Quit your job.
  2. B) Quit working while at work and see how long it takes to get fired.
  3. C) Avoid your boss like a ninja.
  4. D) Cut your hair.

 Punk Hiar

  1. Your girlfriend says she wants an open relationship.

 Punk Chick

  1. A) Hurry to make sure you sleep with a new person first.
  2. B) Beg her to reconsider.
  3. C) Break up.
  4. D) Sleep with her best friend.

 

  1. A car full of drunk dickheads start to harass you while you are walking home at night.

 

  1. A) Grab a rock and threaten their lives.
  2. B) Run away as quickly as possible.
  3. C) Throw the rock at the car window.
  4. D) Ask if you have any beer.

 Talon Kicks

Bonus Points:

 

+ 1 point for each night spent in jail with a punk hair cut.

+ 1 point for each time you have thrown up while listening to live music

+ 1 point for each color your hair has been

+ 1 point for every time you hooked up at a punk rock show

+ 1 point for each time you have had a punk rock show with bands at your house.

 

  1. You have to be at work at your new job at 8am, but one of your favorite bands is headlining at the DPC.
  1. A) You figure you just started the job and should make sure you arrive well rested, so you blow off the show. -5
  2. B) You go anyway, even if you are going to be super hurting tomorrow. +1
  3. C) Screw it, you just started there, you can always get a new job. +10
  4. D) You get so drunk before the show, that you miss the band and sleep through the alarm the next morning. -5

Punk Heads

  1. You need a new backpack desperately, but like usual, you’ll be lucky to have enough money to eat for the next few days.
  1. A) Patch up what you have and wait to acquire one randomly. +10
  2. B) Steal one. +1
  3. C) Cut back on your food and quit drinking until you have saved up for a new one. -10
  4. D) Make a new one out of a pair of old jeans. +5
  1. You were just kicked out of your home.
  1. A) Start checking around for couch space. +5
  2. B) Look into getting a second job so you can get back on your feet as quickly as possible. -10
  3. C) Quit your job since you don’t have to pay rent anymore +1
  4. D) Spend whatever money you have to buy a bunch of beer and have a BBQ at your friend’s house and then just never leave. +10
  1. You want to have more money for beer, so what do you quit?
  1. A) Driving +5
  2. B) Your relationship +1
  3. C) Paying your gas bill +10
  4. D) Using hygiene products +5
  1. The police just rolled up on your house party, so you need to…
  1. A) Make sure no minors have alcohol in their hands. +5
  2. B) Hide the drugs. +5
  3. C) Hide the minors. +5
  4. D) Hide in a closet. +10
  5. E) Tell everyone to leave. -10
  1. You are low on cash, but have the weekend off, how do you scare up some cash for a good time?

talon

  1. A) Collect cans. +1
  2. B) Steal jeans and sell them. -5
  3. C) Hang out with your better off buddies. +5
  4. D) Have a party and let everyone know its BYOB. +10
  1. You want to go to New Orleans, so you…
  1. A) Quit your job so you’ll have less strings. +1
  2. B) Work hard to save up money for the trip. -5
  3. C) Start being nice to the fat guy you know with a car. +5
  4. D) Get a posse of punker chicks to spange for gas money the whole way there. +10
  1. Boss tells you to get a hair cut or get a new job.
  1. A) Quit your job. +1
  2. B) Quit working while at work and see how long it takes to get fired. +10
  3. C) Avoid your boss like a ninja. +5
  4. D) Cut your hair. -10
  1. Your girlfriend says she wants an open relationship.
  1. A) Hurry to make sure you sleep with a new person first. +10
  2. B) Beg her to reconsider. -10
  3. C) Break up. +1
  4. D) Sleep with her best friend. +5
  1. A car full of drunk dickheads start to harass you while walking home at night.
  1. A) Grab a rock and threaten their lives. +5
  2. B) Run away as quickly as possible. -10
  3. C) Throw the rock you’re the car window. +1
  4. D) Ask if you have any beer. +10

 Punk Rock Zombie

 

Scoring:

 

<0                Get back to working on the Geb Bush Campaign

0-20             You’ve got something white dripping from your chin

21-40           Can you loan me your car

41-60           Oh how cute, is that your first mohawk

61-80           Welcome to the squat, now go get us some beer

91-100         Can I see your cassette collection

100-110       Yeah my sister is cool, let me give you her number

110-120       Dude we should road trip to that show

120-130       My sofa is yours man

130-140       So we are looking for a lead singer

140-150       Old School Royalty

150+            Prince(ess) of Punk

Punk

What the Hell, I scored 166, but then again, it is my quiz. Hope you enjoyed.

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