Number One with a Turd, Elon Musk in 2022

Elon Musk or, as I call him, Elmu, is quite proud of all the times he’s managed to be number one with so many things. One of his crowning moments was when it was announced he had become the richest man on the planet. Although there has always been a richest man on the planet, […]

Tucker Joes

The Fox News Network is proud to present its newest foray into investment diversity. Spearheaded by one of their most innovative propagators Tucker Carlson, they are making the controversial decision to try to compete with the Liberal mainstay, Trader Joes, by opening a store to cater to right wing interests which will be called Tucker […]

Search Brew Quest

Ten years ago, the heroes of Search Truth Quest took on the mantle of protecting the citizens of Arizona from the horrors of things unseen, unproven, and unfunded. This ‘Lost Footage’ was recently uncovered when two Flag Brew employees had an intimate staff meeting on the top of their manager’s desk. . . In this […]

Hunting the Bisbee Thunderbirds

Last Summer the Search Truth Quest team demanded we go to Bisbee to find the reptilian Thunderbirds, then canceled and removed their funding. This is the story of the two men stupid enough to head down there anyway. . . It started, like usual, with Mick Zano busting through our Southern Arizona Search truth Quest […]

The Headless Hessian or the 13th Best Superstition Mountains Documentary

Alright, how do I put this. I think Les Moore started it. We’d always had trouble with funding. I mean we can’t even afford a donate button and we’ll never make enough money to fund a Start Me Up program. So, since we live all over Arizona the obviously answer was to met in the […]

The Container

When my youngest ran in saying there was a big package behind Search Truth Quest Tucson Branch Headquarters, or STQTBH, I wasn’t sure what to expect. . . Then when I saw it’s size, I knew we had better get this on video. . . But you’ll never guess what was inside. . .. So […]

The Quest To Search for the Truth of Cochise’s Grave

Last Thanksgiving some members of Search Truth Quest teamed up with the Rendezvous Crew, and despite us twirling through the center of the Covid Apocalypse, we traveled to the middle of the Dragoons Mountains to begin our Search for the hidden grave of Cochise. Chief Cochise was one of the last leaders of the free […]

Search Truth Quest is… Trapped In Time

Last November a few brave souls risked the cold and rolled dice with Covid to camp out for Thanksgiving. With a skeleton crew, some of the members of Search Truth Quest worked with out Phoenix Branch to begin our Search, in Quest form, for Chief Cochise’s grave which has been hidden in the Dragoon Mountain […]

Gorilla Glue for Corpses

Gorilla Glue might not be great for improving the hair of the living… but what about the dead? Please take less than a minute to join me as I take on the the whole Gorilla Glue controversy and then drive it off a cliff! . And please support our baby Search Truth Quest page. Perhaps […]

Cactus Phone Lawsuit

Look, I’m so sorry I promoted the Cactus Phone Here… If I’d had any idea all this would happen… Here is the ad I’m talking about. Posting it is the least I could do. Maybe if I post this, they won’t come after me. Have you, a friend. or loved one been injured by a […]