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Recent Back Page News

July 13, 2018

Sometimes, with our current presidency, we get so busy trying to keep up with how Trump is acting out Putin’s orders to destroy the country and plunge it into a dark chaos, we miss out on many of the less published events which occur on the sidelines. Yet fear not, for Back Page News is […]

Top Ten Reasons God Loves Trump

July 6, 2018

. He had sex with a prostitute right after his wife gave birth. . . He loves to scare and torture children. Never goes to church. Cares about money more than anything else. Grabs them by the pussy. Hates thy neighbor. Lies and cheats whenever possible. Wants to destroy the earth for profit. Wants to […]

Top Ten Slogans Rejected by X-Box

June 22, 2018

Gathering the Top Ten Slogans Rejected by X-Box was a long a difficult process, but when the pale faced employees couldn’t figure out how to light their firewall, because they’d never gone camping, and kept trying to get the matches to work by clicking on them, we were able to sneak around them by surrounding […]

Ghost Town’s Ghost, WildernessPunk

May 12, 2018

This is my new thing, at least for the next month or so, I’m heading out into Arizona’s desert badlands on the week’s most off-days, Monday and Tuesday. Some people think you should only explore the desert in the winter. Forget such nonsense. One should experience an area’s true nature. You don’t become one with […]

Cringe Worthy, a Post #metoo Play

December 21, 2017

Matt, Galen, and David are sharing a happy hour ale in a pub. . . David: “Wow, check out the woman who just walked in. She’s gorgeous.” . . Matt: “Dude, you better not let her hear you talking like that. She’ll be pissed.” . . Galen: “Yeah, woman hate to be called pretty and […]

Adventures in Boneland, The Sex, Drugs, and Punk Rock and Roll Collection

November 20, 2017

Introduction: I’ve never been much of a political comic, I tend to leave such things to Zano, because even when I try to be hip and current, our political climate is changing so quickly, I can’t get it to work. Case in point, I heard after being accused of trying to hit on a 14-year-old […]

WildernessPunk ShitIdiot

October 20, 2017

I invented a new word. Shitidiot. Kind of has a nice ring to it, don’t you think? I swear I wasn’t inspired by Trump, okay, perhaps a little. But this word isn’t about him. Think on it. There are two major categories of people you might not want to hang out with. Evil people and […]

Old, Smart, and Full of Fart, The Daily Discord asks Alex Bone Four Questions

October 14, 2017

Four Questions   I heard you got divorced, how is that going?   So, yeah, I’m divorced. But here’s the thing, I went ahead and figured I should stay single for a while, because no woman wants to be the bounce back gal. So, I keep telling them, “No baby, you’re not the bounce back […]

Top Seven Reasons the Zombie Apocalypse is better than the Trump Presidency

September 10, 2017

Most people have dreaded and feared the outbreak of a Zombie Apocalypse, but now, under the Trump Presidency, many people are looking forward to and in some cases actively trying to bring it about. Dr. William Lynn is quoted saying. “We’re pulling out all the stops trying to create a Patient Zero, which will get […]

WildernessPunk Extravagance

July 30, 2017

So I moved from a cool mountain paradise with no humidity and mosquitos down to a steaming desert to be blasted by the heat in the middle of the summer. One could say my choice has questionable merit and might have been unwise. Butttttt, hear me out. I have also moved from the most expensive […]