Top 10 Positive Things Trump did in 2018

As we reach the close of 2018, the legal walls appear to be about to close in on Trump as the Democratic Congress gears up to spank him harder than Stormy Daniels. 68% of votes in this country believe Trump is a lair and 38% think he’s worse than Voldemort.  But what about all the […]

The Top Ten Reasons Christmas is a Drag

By December 2018, a greater number of people are looking at this outdated pagan festival, turned into a greed vortex, and doing a double take. Sure, most of us love our families and friends and don’t mind tossing them some presents. Great meals and gathering under decorations and lights are fun, but why do we […]

The Top Ten Reasons Thanksgiving is better than Christmas

By November 2018, a greater number of people are freeing themselves from the plagiarized bronze aged myths of the middle east than ever before. While turkey can be cooked in more different ways than you might imagine. Have you tried deep fried, damn, it’s fantastic? So, would you rather wrestle through a dozen stores while […]

The Top Ten Reasons Vampires Won’t Allow Trump to Become Undead

By October 2018, Trump’s unbalanced behavior has soured the Vampires to the point where the Camarilla has issued a ban on giving Donny the Eternal Kiss and any vampire to do so will meet their Final Death. Why is this the case? After weeks of research, a very sore neck, and an unexplained craving for […]

The Top Ten Reasons Why Cthulhu Hates Trump

By October 2018, Trump’s evil behavior had caught the eye of many evil creatures, even he who slumbers in R’lyen and waits dreaming. But if you thought these two malign befoulments like and respect each other, you’d be as dead wrong as Charles Dexter Ward or Jamal Khashoggi. Nope, these horrors against humanity hate each […]

Top Ten Reasons Undead support the Republicans in the Mid-Term Election

By October 2018, Trump’s uncouth behavior and Kavanaugh’s boorish entitlement have either caused the citizens of the United States to want to hang their heads in shame or shout, ‘give us more, we can’t get enough of this politics gone wild.’ But instead of focusing on the naysayers and people how follow logic or possess […]

Top Ten Reasons Vikings Won’t Vote for Trump

By September 2018 Trump’s behavior had upset most of the rational and intelligent people with a strong enough stomach to listen to his verbal litter, but what about the Vikings? Where do they weigh in on the matter? Some thought they might have favored Trump due to his might makes right modality. Others believe his […]

Top Ten Reasons Trump Will Never Step Down

By September 10th, 2018 Trump’s behavior was more erratic as his allies fell one by one to Mueller, got fired, or fled on their own volition. The Republicans could be sacrificing their party on the long term, to get paid on the short term. Trump is both supporting and destroying the Republicans by getting the […]

Top Ten Reasons Brett Kavanaugh will make a perfect Supreme Court Justice

On September 4th, 2018 Trump’s Supreme Court appointee Brett Kavanaugh began the process of being approved by the US senate. Throwing all caution, fairness, or logic to the wind, the Republicans are rushing to push this judge through before Trump gets arrested or impeached (maybe both). This move for more power could end up baring […]

Top Ten Reasons Michael Cohen is Innocent

Top Ten Reasons Michael Cohen is Innocent   On August 21, 2018 Trump’s lawyer and fixer, Michael Cohen, plead guilty to eight crimes, but since many believe Trump can do no wrong, this must be a clever ruse. I mean, come on, Trump never shots from the hip and is always eight chess moves ahead, […]