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Number One with a Turd, Elon Musk in 2022

January 12, 2023

Elon Musk or, as I call him, Elmu, is quite proud of all the times he’s managed to be number one with so many things. One of his crowning moments was when it was announced he had become the richest man on the planet. Although there has always been a richest man on the planet, […]

The Sonoran Inspector General or Zano gets lost in the Desert… Again

June 27, 2021

When Zano tries to walk from Phoenix to Tucson in the middle of the Blazing Arizona Summer, the last thing he expected was for the heat to be the least of his Problems, cuz well, he has a lot of problems. . If only I had caught him sooner, but his spectral wife told me […]

Tiny Hands Video

May 23, 2020

Hi friends, please take a moment to enjoy the video my friends and I made which will end up costing tRump the election.   Have fun with Tiny Hands!!     Watch Video Here!!   Thanks so much for watching.   You can grab some of my fiction here, if you’d like to check it […]

Doom’s Day Preeners

February 18, 2020

“So with the nails poking through these boards anyone who tries to walk up our path with have a big nasty surprise,” Glenn said as he showed his wife Franny the work he’d just completed. “YooWho,” an older woman voice called up to them. Glenn snatched up his AR15, cast a stern look at his […]

Top 10 Positive Things Trump did in 2018

December 19, 2018

As we reach the close of 2018, the legal walls appear to be about to close in on Trump as the Democratic Congress gears up to spank him harder than Stormy Daniels. 68% of votes in this country believe Trump is a lair and 38% think he’s worse than Voldemort.  But what about all the […]

The Top Ten Reasons Vampires Won’t Allow Trump to Become Undead

October 22, 2018

By October 2018, Trump’s unbalanced behavior has soured the Vampires to the point where the Camarilla has issued a ban on giving Donny the Eternal Kiss and any vampire to do so will meet their Final Death. Why is this the case? After weeks of research, a very sore neck, and an unexplained craving for […]

Top Ten Reasons Undead support the Republicans in the Mid-Term Election

October 6, 2018

By October 2018, Trump’s uncouth behavior and Kavanaugh’s boorish entitlement have either caused the citizens of the United States to want to hang their heads in shame or shout, ‘give us more, we can’t get enough of this politics gone wild.’ But instead of focusing on the naysayers and people how follow logic or possess […]

Top Ten Reasons Vikings Won’t Vote for Trump

September 14, 2018

By September 2018 Trump’s behavior had upset most of the rational and intelligent people with a strong enough stomach to listen to his verbal litter, but what about the Vikings? Where do they weigh in on the matter? Some thought they might have favored Trump due to his might makes right modality. Others believe his […]

Top Ten Reasons Trump Will Never Step Down

September 11, 2018

By September 10th, 2018 Trump’s behavior was more erratic as his allies fell one by one to Mueller, got fired, or fled on their own volition. The Republicans could be sacrificing their party on the long term, to get paid on the short term. Trump is both supporting and destroying the Republicans by getting the […]

Top Ten Reasons Brett Kavanaugh will make a perfect Supreme Court Justice

September 7, 2018

On September 4th, 2018 Trump’s Supreme Court appointee Brett Kavanaugh began the process of being approved by the US senate. Throwing all caution, fairness, or logic to the wind, the Republicans are rushing to push this judge through before Trump gets arrested or impeached (maybe both). This move for more power could end up baring […]