WildernessPunk- The Last Fable

What’s the number one thing which many people find supremely important, while others don’t even believe it exists? I’m not talking about global warming deniers, flat earthers, or evil morons talking about how they want to promote racism, oops, I mean yapping about critical race theory. These are all valid points of contention, but I’m […]

Number One with a Turd, Elon Musk in 2022

Elon Musk or, as I call him, Elmu, is quite proud of all the times he’s managed to be number one with so many things. One of his crowning moments was when it was announced he had become the richest man on the planet. Although there has always been a richest man on the planet, […]

Tucker Joes

The Fox News Network is proud to present its newest foray into investment diversity. Spearheaded by one of their most innovative propagators Tucker Carlson, they are making the controversial decision to try to compete with the Liberal mainstay, Trader Joes, by opening a store to cater to right wing interests which will be called Tucker […]

Doom’s Day Preeners

“So with the nails poking through these boards anyone who tries to walk up our path with have a big nasty surprise,” Glenn said as he showed his wife Franny the work he’d just completed. “YooWho,” an older woman voice called up to them. Glenn snatched up his AR15, cast a stern look at his […]

The Top Ten Reasons Christmas is a Drag

By December 2018, a greater number of people are looking at this outdated pagan festival, turned into a greed vortex, and doing a double take. Sure, most of us love our families and friends and don’t mind tossing them some presents. Great meals and gathering under decorations and lights are fun, but why do we […]

The Top Ten Reasons Thanksgiving is better than Christmas

By November 2018, a greater number of people are freeing themselves from the plagiarized bronze aged myths of the middle east than ever before. While turkey can be cooked in more different ways than you might imagine. Have you tried deep fried, damn, it’s fantastic? So, would you rather wrestle through a dozen stores while […]

The Top Ten Reasons Vampires Won’t Allow Trump to Become Undead

By October 2018, Trump’s unbalanced behavior has soured the Vampires to the point where the Camarilla has issued a ban on giving Donny the Eternal Kiss and any vampire to do so will meet their Final Death. Why is this the case? After weeks of research, a very sore neck, and an unexplained craving for […]

The Top Ten Reasons Why Cthulhu Hates Trump

By October 2018, Trump’s evil behavior had caught the eye of many evil creatures, even he who slumbers in R’lyen and waits dreaming. But if you thought these two malign befoulments like and respect each other, you’d be as dead wrong as Charles Dexter Ward or Jamal Khashoggi. Nope, these horrors against humanity hate each […]

Top Ten Reasons Trump Will Never Step Down

By September 10th, 2018 Trump’s behavior was more erratic as his allies fell one by one to Mueller, got fired, or fled on their own volition. The Republicans could be sacrificing their party on the long term, to get paid on the short term. Trump is both supporting and destroying the Republicans by getting the […]

Top Ten Reasons Michael Cohen is Innocent

Top Ten Reasons Michael Cohen is Innocent   On August 21, 2018 Trump’s lawyer and fixer, Michael Cohen, plead guilty to eight crimes, but since many believe Trump can do no wrong, this must be a clever ruse. I mean, come on, Trump never shots from the hip and is always eight chess moves ahead, […]