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Mar
11

What’s the number one thing which many people find supremely important, while others don’t even believe it exists? I’m not talking about global warming deniers, flat earthers, or evil morons talking about how they want to promote racism, oops, I mean yapping about critical race theory. These are all valid points of contention, but I’m talking about the number one thing which bell curves from controlling lives, human rights, and in some cases whole countries, but on the other side of the spectrum the majority of humans think it’s just a silly fable.

Of course, I’m discussing religion.

Step back from however you feel about such things for a moment. Is there anything else you can think of which is so important to so many but other people think is a myth? If you are religious and reading this (weird) you aren’t off the hook, because even if you truly believe in your version of god and creations there are billions of people who YOU think are doing it wrong and praying into the emptiness. As Christopher Hitchens said, everyone is at least 99% atheist, because they are rejecting hundreds of other faiths, real atheists just take it one step further.

As a lifelong atheist I can kinda groc the concept that maybe something created some parts of existence. It isn’t impossible, but certainly the popular religions on this planet have nothing to do with it. What I really can’t wrap my head around is things like a person thinking Satan exists or that they might be going to Hell or Heaven. Such ideas are fine for Dungeons and Dragons, but how an adult could really believe these things are real remains difficult for me understand.

It must be so strange to believe supernatural and magical things are happening to the billions of people roaming this globe. I can understand why religion evolved. Like all myths it was used to explain the unknown and perhaps more importantly, was designed to control and often grift people.

In antiquity when humans discovered the uses of grain (beer) and put their hunter and gather modality behind them and began to live in larger settlements, crime became a problem. This is because for the first time in human existence, some people had a lot more than others. They made laws, but laws don’t work as well if you can break them without getting caught. So the elites needed something else. Some way people could get in trouble for stealing even if no one was watching.

The myriads of religions fit this bill with style. If you steal from me and get caught you could lose a hand, but if you don’t get caught you could still lose because now you will burn in Hell, fade into nothingness in the glooms of Hades, or be tortured in Gehenna. And boom, bang, bingo, the masses are double controlled and your brother with a big mouth can fleece the population while convincing everyone they are the special chosen people. In fact, hey, since we are all so important let’s steal stuff from those other guys, cause, you know, they aren’t the special people who follow the same guy in the sky as we do.

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Sort of a ‘we’re special and you suck,’ paradigm. And we are still dealing with this mentality and yeah, it’s ruined the world more than anything else.

Of course, the history of most religions includes genocide, rape, slavery, subjugation, imprisonment, torture, execution, and grifting the poor of their money. In the past, as well as today, we can find multiple countries run by religion. These countries use their religion with an iron fist and citizens who proclaim their atheism are imprisoned or sometimes killed. Most modern religions punch down on women. In some circumstances doing something as basic as dressing as you wish, or driving is forbidden.

Also included in most religions is the hatred of the outsider. The Abrahamic religions all include passages where the unbeliever must be destroyed. In the Bible and the Torah, genocide, rape, and slavery are encouraged. Fear of different people is one of our species’ most primitive emotions. It doesn’t speak highly of these faiths when they seek to make use of such primordial impulses.

What really amazes me is when these people, who worship a god which by any definition is evil, somehow claim to be the vanguard of morality. If you don’t follow their god of murder, rape, and slavery, somehow, you are the one who is evil and has strayed from the light. If, when playing Dungeons and Dragons, I came across a xenophobic god who preached the destruction of everything which was different, but had followers who claimed to be peaceful, I would tip my hat to the Game Master for providing a complex set of villains and then go about taking them out.

This brings up my final point. I have heard religious people say, “What if you are wrong? What if you find out (my) god is real?” Well, I can answer that. If it was the Abrahamic god, somehow, I would call it the monster it is and probably try to fight against it if I could. Hell’s Bells, where did I leave my Hammer of Thunderbolts?

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Feb
27

Patient Zero by Jonathan Maberry is another classic in zombie fiction which came out before The Walking Dead influenced craze of the past decade. I first heard about Jonathan Maberry when he sent me his novel, Dead of the Night, to be reviewed over ten years ago. I enjoyed his novel a great deal and it left a lasting impression. I always wanted to read more of his work and had heard about Patient Zero but being a book reviewer and always swamped with required books to review, I never got the chance. Then, a bit oddly, I was dropping things off at the ‘free table’ a block from my house and there it is on the table, somehow dry between rainstorms, and hold your breath…it’s a freaking signed copy!

Genre:  Zombie/Action 

Publisher: Saint Martin’s Griffen

Released:  2009

Stars:  5 Stars

Reviewer: Michael D. Griffiths

So yeah, my science book was downgraded and I jumped right in. Look, I almost feel funny writing a review for this. I feel like I should just stop here and say, “if this is your type of thing, get this, trust me,” but I will be a good reviewer and continue. This is a Joe Ledger story, he is a character who goes on to be in more books. The reader gets quite an introduction to Joe as he is yanked from the police force and recruited to be a leader of a super-secret government agency which have discovered terrorists are intending to unleash the zombie plague onto US soil.

It does not happen to fast though, there is a slow build up with lots of character development and tension. Maberry uses several points of view, and I enjoyed how the other points of view were all in third person, but Joe’s was first person. The action scenes were great and hit hard. Joe is fun character and easy to like.

As the threat of zombies and the need to fight them becomes a real thing, the characters face the stress of what it would take to deal with such a nightmare in the real world. They must make realistic choices with hard consequences. Yet, as they learn more, the danger level does nothing but increase. They are behind the scenes plots and double agents, which only makes the problem more complex and much more dangerous.

Not much to get down on here if zombie adventure stories are your thing. For some of the more woke readers of today, they could note the book was a little white-o-centric. Most of the whites are good. All the Middle Easterners are bad. There is only one non-white in the agency and Joe hates him.

Pushing that aside, this book rocks hard. The battle scenes are tight, intense, and realistic. I loved how the last sixty pages of the book was one long battle. Certainly, a writer I can track with. Get it.

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Feb
03

Plague of the Dead by Z.A Recht is an older, pre-zombie phenomenon novel which came out in 2006. This is before The Walking Dead and the avalanche of zombie fiction, (including mine) which came out in the teens. This book has a different feel than more modern books, maybe you could call it, zombie classic. It does however include some of the more modern fast zombie action which 28 Days After helped make popular.

Genre:  Horror/ Zombie 

Publisher: Pocket books

Released:  2006

Stars:  4 Stars

Reviewer: Michael D. Griffiths

The book features a large cast of characters who find themselves working together, despite their varied backgrounds, after meeting in Africa, which is where the outbreak originated. The virus makes the infected loose their minds and become cannibals. This quickly spreads the disease, and these sprinting throngs can overrun armies. However, there is a twist. If these infected are killed, they reanimate as true zombies, slower, but with a bite just as dangerous.

After the fall of Africa, the survivors, both military and civilians try to take their ship back to the USA but are already running low on ammunition and a series of minor disasters continues to lessen their resources and the number of survivors.

 This novel might be fun for hardcore zombie fans, because it shows a more original ideal of the zombie apocalypse which is less influenced by modern pop culture. However, the seer mass of zombie books now available creates a huge competition for it. Due to the volume of novels cracked out, many by excellent writers, this novel my have lost some of its standing. If I had reviewed it in 2006 it might have been one of the top 10 zombie novels available, now it would be hard pressed to make it into the top 100.

I like novels with a large cast and the writer did a great job making the characters different enough that I never got confused with who was who. This being said, some of the characters just did not grab me much. Also, it seemed like the military response to loosing a whole continent was very underwhelming. I almost felt like it was given a WWI approach. “Here comes a continent full of zombies, but we’ll just give some men in foxholes guns and hope for the best.” If a hundreds of thousand infected cannibals were going to try to cross the Suez Cannel wouldn’t our aircraft have been bombing them for days and what about tanks? I think five hundred tanks would really put a crimp on an invading zombie force?

Despite these problems I enjoyed this book my brother gave me, and I am glad I am allowing myself to read books other than the novels I have been sent to review, once in a while.

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Jan
28

Servant Mage by Kate Elliott is a fantasy novel set in a world where most mages are kept as weakened servants. Instead of tossing fire balls, Fellian is using sparks to light lamps, but only after she is cleaning the outhouses in the tavern where she is a victim of indentured servitude. This all changes when she is requited by the rebels who seek to reinvent the old monarchy and wish to restore the mages’ true abilities.

Genre:  Fantasy 

Publisher: Tordot.com

Released:  2022

Stars:  4.5 Stars

Reviewer: Michael D. Griffiths

She quickly begins an adventure with older and more experienced mages. Yet Fellian is far from star struck and has her own agenda. Where others might have been swept up the exploration of their magical potential, Fellian is more concerned about helping what might be left of her family. She is adversarial with these would be heroes. They seem kinder than those who kidnapped and enslaved her, but she is not going to throw in her lot with people who might only be better by a few degrees.

The book flowed well, and I read this one faster than any book I have had in the last year. Although the theme of the young apprenticing wizard has been overused over the past several decades, the author spins a unique feel to the subject and reinvents it leaving the reader flipping pages to see how things will play out for Fellian.

This is an exciting and well written novel with amazing characters, and it is hard to find many flaws here. One could be its length. At 164 pages, I feel like I have been teased a bit and have barely half explored Fellian and her quest. The only other thing which was less than inspired was the mages embracing one of the four elements. This is a bit of a tired troupe for a guy like me who has been reading fantasy novels for fifty years.

These small faults aside, I found this novel an entertaining, inspiring, and enjoyable read. I have never read Kate Elliot before and the first thought I had when I was finished was, “I need to grab some more of her books.”

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Jan
17

Out of Thin Air by Peter D Ward is a book which focuses on how the changing levels of oxygen molded the evolution of animals over the past 500 million years. When oxygen first appeared on the Earth it was a poison to all the lifeforms living here but slowly, through the eons, creatures evolved to make this poison into the cornerstone of animal life.

Genre:  Evolutionary Science  

Publisher: Joseph Henry Press

Released:  2006

Stars:  4 Stars

Reviewer: Michael D. Griffiths

Ward outlines how increased oxygen can contribute to the growth of new creatures and often makes life easier for creatures to survive. Conversely, he outlines the five giant extinction eras our planet has experienced and how low oxygen levels contributed not only to these extinctions but channeled the types of animals which could adapt and thrive through these harder times. The author also points out the changing oxygen levels might be more responsible for dinosaurs fading out than the famous meteor which landed in the Yucatan.

This book is an impressive journey through half a billion years of evolution. It reviews how these animals developed and why. It is well researched with 20 pages of footnotes.

If this is what you are looking to read, it will certainly get you started down the road of understanding the subject of oxygen fluctuations through time and how this affects not only life in the past but how we are living today. However, the reader should be prepared for more of a college upper grad read and not a coffee table book designed for a wider audience. At times he would be speaking of a genus of animals, and I would forget what type of creature it was so some of the data would be lost to me.

A strong attempt to change our ideas on what could be one of the more important contributors to animal evolution which until this new century was mostly ignored. I doubt anyone could read this without learning something new but be prepared for an information dense read before you pick it up.

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Jan
12

Elon Musk or, as I call him, Elmu, is quite proud of all the times he’s managed to be number one with so many things. One of his crowning moments was when it was announced he had become the richest man on the planet. Although there has always been a richest man on the planet, and he wasn’t the first, try not to mention this to him because he doesn’t understand the passage of time well and believes the Earth didn’t exist before he was born.

Elmu’s Holiday present to all of us was the press announcing he’d pulled off another first by officially losing more money than anyone in history. 200 Billion dollars in one year, or 10 times more than the combined incomes of the 10 poorest countries and about equal to the GNP of New Zealand.

The DMC is considering awarding him for being the CEO of Tesla and making the worst misreading of your consumer base in the history of the industrial age. Nothing like coming off as a right-wing conspiracy nutjob when you’re selling electric cars to coastal liberal elite.

Twitter also opens new firsts for Elmu. He’s currently the Number One target for Trolling on Twitter and has also caused more people to dump their accounts than any other person in history.

Elmu had one final One Number accomplishment in 2022 and it’s his mouth. Never, in the lifespan of capitalism, has one man’s own words caused so many to turn away from both him as a person, and the products he is selling. It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say never has showing the world your true character cost a person so much.

As we enter the new year, what’s new for the formerly richest man on the planet? Rumor has it he might try to be the first to run a media giant into bankruptcy in the shortest amount of time. Call Genius and get them ready, for he also is interested in designing self-shooting guns, mounted on your roof, for home protection. Just be sure to enter all your friends and family into the data base before they get shot and don’t forget about grandma!

He is also interested in investing in a program which will allow conspiracy theorists and AI to argue with complete variable settings such as college student, tree hugger, and libtard.

Lastly, he seeks to design a system of networks like a zoom call for people who don’t trust science, which will let them send letters to one another through a complex postal service. Followers of the Bible will also be able to post their problems with science and technology without using either. He isn’t sure how this will be done yet, but crayons and coloring books aren’t off the table.

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Jan
08

Too Many Curses by A. lee Martinez may currently hold the honor(?) of being the book I have neglected to review for the longest period of time. I gave him a great review for his novel Gil’s All Fright Diner about thirteen years ago, for a web site which died about thirteen years ago, and he sent this book to be reviewed for that defunct site about twelve years ago. Yeah, I am a little late. But in the effort to continue to read the books sent to me to review for multiple long dead sites (They were not my sites, to be clear) I am finally getting around to this wonderful book written in 2008.

Genre:  Fantasy/Comedy  

Publisher: Tor

Released:  2008

Stars:  4.5 Stars

Reviewer: Michael D. Griffiths

Too Many Curses is a fantasy comedy with focuses on, Nessy, the only non-cursed creature living in the arch mage Margal’s haunted castle, which is full of mighty magics. She is an adorable kobold who keeps the mage’s treasures, cursed prisoners, and passageways in a tidy order. However, when Margal is accidentally killed, she must set her chores aside to save the cursed creatures who have become her friends.

A witch comes to call and usually this involves the murder of all the castles inhabitants. Nessy must quickly work on a scheme to convince the witch Margal still lives with the help of such creatures as a Scottish knight who was turned into a bat, an intangible poet, a mage who is just eyes and mouth in a jar, and many other oddities.

Too Many Curses

Messy is very lovable. The author does a great job describing her lawful tendencies and how hard it is for her to overcome them. Anyone who runs lawful characters in games would get something out of this presentation. This book is funny and inventive. There is action here and there throughout, but mostly delves into how this team with more weaknesses than strengths can deal with the monsters who start to get loose and a witch who cannot be killed. It is fun ramp and I wished I had known what it was like because I would have read it to my children.

Unless you do not enjoy cute comedy fantasy novels, I would not see much to poke at here. There might have been a few odd and unanswered threads at the end I might like to see wrapped up, but that is about it.

A wonderful and fun novel for me to read over the holidays. Maybe I should order another of his books and read it to my boys. Great work again and Happy New Year.

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Dec
18

The Fox News Network is proud to present its newest foray into investment diversity. Spearheaded by one of their most innovative propagators Tucker Carlson, they are making the controversial decision to try to compete with the Liberal mainstay, Trader Joes, by opening a store to cater to right wing interests which will be called Tucker Joes.

“The store is prepped to boost ideas which the typical Fox viewer can get behind,” Tucker Carlson said with a smile which quickly lowered into a quizzical look when he didn’t understand what a pen was. After explaining it to him and then spending another twenty minutes elaborating on how paper was made, I managed to bring Tucker back on subject and he went on to list some of their eye grabbing products.

“Won’t be any snowflake job stealing liberal items on sale at my store. No, we’ll have our forty-acre beef. You’ll never sink your teeth into something tastier than when you find out a full forty acres of farmland is used yearly just to provide enough grain to produce one pound of this beef.”

“Other delights include shark eye soup. We catch the fish and harvest its eyes and then dump the rest of the body into the ocean. Ahh the decadence. With all that extra waste, you know it must be good.”

I then asked him about the store itself and what kind of shopping experience we could expect.  “For one thing, Fox news will be played on every aisle so you can know either how absolutely wonderful, or abysmally horrible, the world is depending on who is in office.”

“There are also new technological innovations which will make any woman who walks through the door pregnant, and we won’t ring up her groceries until she gives us her shoes.”

“Instead of asking people to bring in their recyclable bags, we will put every item into an individual bag and that includes the bulk nuts. Bulk nuts, that has quite a ring to it, maybe that could be cute name we give all our patrons.”

Flora Fatale, the vice president of excess and promoting global warming, leaned forward and said, “Oh Tucky wucky you didn’t mention our flagship product.” She handed me an almond. “These are uno almonds. Growing just one of these babies uses more water a day than half of Phoenix. When we planted our first crop the water levels at Lake Mead lowered three feet in one day. Imagine how good it must taste for us to be willing to destroy the entire southwest to bring it to you!”

When asked about the roll out, I was told they are buying up homeless shelters, health clinics, and social security offices in all the red states. As far as their plans for the more liberal states, Fox intends to put one outside of every retirement community they can find. Carlson finished by saying. “Give me a few years and I’ll be serving monster truck engine heated pork to half the country.”

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Dec
12

This giant self-published novel intimated me a little for diving into a self-published novel with over 550 pages can be a dangerous affair. In this cause, I need not have worried. Red Dust and Bones is a fantastic ride and for me a quick read. I ripped through this longer book with my weekday, waiting to pick up the kids at school, readings. It was so good I wanted to take it in from my car book, but only did so for the last fifty pages, because hey, I was already reading two books inside the house.

Genre:  Science Fiction  

Publisher: Self Published

Released:  2015

Stars:  4 Stars

Reviewer: Michael D. Griffiths

The novel focused on a very successful married couple. John is the best spacecraft pilot in the United States and Marie is at the top of her field in Biology. In the future something goes wrong on the ten-billion-dollar base set up on Mars. After losing contact, John is asked to fly a rescue mission up to Mars to see what might have happened. Meanwhile Marie is placed in charge of investigating the strange crystals which were brought back from the red planet.

At once things start to go wrong for John. What is usually a well-coordinated crew is instead hastily assembled and full of intrigue, espionage, and betrayal. Marie has similar experiences on Earth when she discovers herself mixed up in an international plot to unlock the secrets of the crystals, secrets people are killing for.

The book is well written and tight. Good cast of characters and it has a large one. Tension builds for both characters as they must confront danger after danger and try to unravel the mystery of who is willing to do anything to get the data on these off-world crystals which John discovers have killed most of the people on Mars. Soon John wonders if the same thing will happen to his wife. He needs to warn her but will have to make it off Mars alive first.

Drawbacks with this one for me centered around how I was really getting into what was happening on Mars and then suddenly dealing with the more mundane story of Marie laying low while the various factions hunted her. It was good, but I was so worked up with what was happening on Mars that switching gears to a spy versus spy, cooled my heels. I understand how the order worked for the book arc, but perhaps the writer could have built up to a different climax instead of having the real climax over with still a quarter of the book left.

If you like mixing science fiction with mystery and having a strong whodunit thrown in than I think you will love this novel. Great job and probably one of the top three self-published books I have ever read.

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Nov
27

A few days before Halloween I realized I was not reading a horror book and I felt this was quite remiss. I looked through my unreads and discovered I had a hidden horror book left. I thought The Troop was a science fiction soldier type of thing and just between us there are two huge groups of still unread books claiming shelf space in my library and those are science fiction and anthologies. Imagine my surprise when I discovered this book, and I began it just in time to feel a bit spooky as Halloween drew near. Yeah, yeah, I know I’m finishing it past Thanksgiving, but I’m usually reading three books as once, so chill.

Genre:  Horror   

Publisher: Gallery Books

Released:  2014

Stars:  4.5 Stars

Reviewer: Michael D. Griffiths

The book has a small cast. Tim, the scout master, five teenage scouts, and patient zero. The latter’s arrival on the small offshore island quickly turns a weekend campout into a confused terror driven nightmare. Patient zero is starving. At first this seems normal, but soon it takes on horrific proportions where the man cannot eat enough and begins to consume parts of the sofa and anything else he can find. While trying to help him, Tim is infected, and things go downhill quickly.

With the aid of a scout, he discovers the, now dead, patient zero is infested with worms which make tape worms seem cuddly. It becomes apparent anyone infected with these worms does not have long to live and we begin to learn these boys have problems of their own which are brought to the surface when they are forced to survive on the lonely island without adult assistance. When they discover the military is quarantining the island, they must battle the elements, the infection, and each other.

This book is honestly scary with a strong dose of the gross out factor. The infected live long enough to realize their slow decent to doom. The characters are well developed, and the tension builds as you wonder if they have any chance to escape. There are also cut aways to trials and interviews regarding the people who allowed the worms to escape and let the children suffer alone.

If you like horror novels there are not many negatives here. The author used an omniscient writing style instead of the more common POV styles. This took a little time to get used to, because, frankly, I have not seen it used in the last five hundred books I have read. For this novel it worked and is not a minus.

I would recommend any lover of horror grab this one at once. Might make a good X-mess present to yourself to help you keep Halloween in your heart while you head into the Happy-Happy Joy-joy holidays.

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