Number One with a Turd, Elon Musk in 2022

Elon Musk or, as I call him, Elmu, is quite proud of all the times he’s managed to be number one with so many things. One of his crowning moments was when it was announced he had become the richest man on the planet. Although there has always been a richest man on the planet, […]

The Top Ten Reasons Vampires Won’t Allow Trump to Become Undead

By October 2018, Trump’s unbalanced behavior has soured the Vampires to the point where the Camarilla has issued a ban on giving Donny the Eternal Kiss and any vampire to do so will meet their Final Death. Why is this the case? After weeks of research, a very sore neck, and an unexplained craving for […]

Top Ten Reasons Undead support the Republicans in the Mid-Term Election

By October 2018, Trump’s uncouth behavior and Kavanaugh’s boorish entitlement have either caused the citizens of the United States to want to hang their heads in shame or shout, ‘give us more, we can’t get enough of this politics gone wild.’ But instead of focusing on the naysayers and people how follow logic or possess […]

Top Ten Reasons Trump Will Never Step Down

By September 10th, 2018 Trump’s behavior was more erratic as his allies fell one by one to Mueller, got fired, or fled on their own volition. The Republicans could be sacrificing their party on the long term, to get paid on the short term. Trump is both supporting and destroying the Republicans by getting the […]